Drove home from Myrtle Beach yesterday. Emma had to pee around 10pm somewhere north of DC so we stopped at a gas station. I thought it was a relatively decent area of town, but when we walked in there was a young woman in the little shop mart who was . . . how shall I put it. . . . well let's just say she works mainly at night, gets paid in cash for her. . . uh. . . services, and doesn't provide receipts.
Sam walks by her (eyes popping out of his head), checks her out from head to toe and says, "WOW! Did you see that really tall lady??? She was PRETTY!!!"
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It was the Exxon just off the intersection of 295 and 198, for anyone looking for a pretty lady.
That's near where I live!
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