Chris Wants A New Profession

So I've just gotten my pajamas on when the Husband walks into the room and says out of nowhere, "I'm thinking of training for Ultimate Fighting. Do you think I'd be any good at it?"

So I wind up and punch him in the stomach as hard as I can.

And as he's doubled over groaning in pain I lean down and whisper, "Probably not."

Christmas--Sam Style

Apparently both Batman and one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I haven't the faintest idea which one) were present at the birth of Christ. Who knew??!!?!!