I just put child # 1 and child #2 on the school bus to be whisked away for a day-long adventure of learning (which will begin and end with the learning of curse words and inappropriate hand gestures as taught by the older kids on the school bus . . . *sigh* )
AND
starting after labor day I get to ship child #3 off to preschool for 2 hours twice a week.
The Husband maintains that at this point I will be reduced to nothing more than a blubbering, hormonal mess not unlike Bo Peep when she lost her beloved fluffies--but you know what I say???
I say 63,763,200. What's that you ask?? Well, 63,763,200 is the number of seconds in 1,067,720 minutes which is equal to 17,712 hours which is the equivalent of 738 days WHICH is the exact amount of time I have to wait before I get to place child #3 on the aforementioned school bus and finally get to take a dump BY MYSELF!!!!!!! all alone. no one poking their head in to ask for a snack. no one bringing a step stool in to sit on and "keep me company". no one fighting over handheld video game systems. just me, my People magazine, and the toilet.
Blubbering hormonal mess my ass.
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Whoever said Chris was the math brains in the family? I think you can take him!
Oh Shannon! I love you so much!
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